How about a totally weird, possibly awesome, probably odd surprise?! 

For only $12, we will ship you something from our Box of Odds & Ends - these are actual factory samples (not final products).  In other words, they are "in process" pieces that might have weird measurements, an odd fit, strange image placements, or weird colors.  We also have a few slightly damaged products in this box - things with small holes, strings hanging off, or other imperfections.